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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Patriot Micro-Chip

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes:





The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.
The implant may or may not be painless.
Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards, MCK

3 comments:

idahobob said...

As one of the many high skilled and well trained technicians that will be installing said implants, I have something personal to say to all of you terrorists, foreign and domestic:

BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Bob
III

Kymber said...

bahahahah! this really got me giggling!
keep up with the great posts MCK!

Will be the last one standing said...

Great Post I second the implant

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